When you’re a baby…
1. you can take 5 naps a day
2. it’s not disturbing if you barf after every meal
3. it’s okay to scream when you’re hungry
4. you don’t look ridiculous in onesie pajamas
5. you don’t have to worry about what to wear (or how to put it on)
6. a ceiling fan can be riveting entertainment
7. car rides put you to sleep
8. everyone wants to hug you
9. your weight is not a taboo subject
10. it’s all about you

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